Tee. eE. waY.

Notes: 106288 / 1 day ago from lulz-time (originally from peacelovexash)

all the time. [=.=]
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2 days ago

First Week of Review.

yan ang hirap pag di ka sanay malayo sa bahay at pamilya mo. yung tipong hindi ka pa naalis ng bahay para pumunta sa dorm, namimiss mo na bahay nyo at pamilya mo. ganun yung feeling. papunta ka pa lang gusto mo ng umuwi. but i made it through the week, so hopefully i can make it for the next five months. next. five. months.

nagulat lang ako dahil may kasama kong babae sa dorm. sa pagakakatanda ko kasi eh bawal yung ganon sa mga dorm sa Manila. fortunately, matitino naman ang kasama ko sa dorm, medyo nakakadistract lang pag nagkakantahan sila ng sabay-sabay kasama ang mga tao sa kabilang kwarto at pag nagrerebyu sila ng malakas. yung parang nagre-recitation sa loob ng kwarto. pero so far eh, approachable naman sila and friendly.

maayos din naman ang review class ko sa napili kong review center, matitino ang mga reviewer at magagaling magturo (mas magagaling pa than most of my college professors) and most importantly, almost all of them have sense of humor. talagang may mga baong banat at joke bago pumasok and they find ways para hindi ka antukin sa mga klase nila.

isa lang naman sa mga reviewers ang problema ko so far, at yun ay si Sir E. ng Auditing Problems. pansin mo namang alam na alam nya yung tinuturo nya, pero di ko lang alam kung gusto nyang turuan lahat ng estudyante nya. sa sobrang bilis nya kasi eh wala ka ng oras para magtanong. mahirap syang sabayan lalong-lalo na sa tulad kong mahina ang foundation nung college days.

mahirap lang na kalaban sa review lalong-lalo na pag nasa dorm eh ang boredom at antok. pag sobrang nabo-bore at inaantok ako eh namimiss ko tuloy ang TV at tong PC namen. isa pang matinding kalaban ang pagkamiss sa pamilya, pero sana ay makayanan ko ang lahat ng yan for the rest of the review proper. and to be honest, first week pa lang, medyo pinanghinaan na ko ng loob, buti naliwanagan ako sa mga pinagsasabi ng isa kong reviewer at na-regain kahit papano ang lost confidence ko. and im still gauging myself kung kaya ko talagang malayo sa bahay ng ganung katagal, and if I’m not, might as well stay for only 2 months sa dorm and mag-uwian na lang everyday.

first time ko atang mag-post ng gantong kahabang text post. haha. wish me luck sa review and lalong-lalo na sa upcoming October CPA Board Exams. good vibes palagi.

Let go, Let God. :)
1 week ago

CPA Review: ON. FB, Tumblr, Online Life: OFF. *hopeful*
Notes: 160 / 1 week ago from iloveyourdoodles (originally from thatdudeinblue)
1 week ago

“Are you okay?”, Sarah asks.

I wrap my arms around her. “I miss you,” I say.

“You miss me? But I’m right here.”

“That’s the worst way to miss somebody: when they’re right beside you and you miss them anyway.”

-I Am Number Four.

Finished reading the book I Am Number Four (again) in just two nights. If only I can be this motivated when reading my accounting books. Why so lazy? [=.=]
Notes: 33234 / 1 week ago from innaraymundo (originally from ruoloc)

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Notes: 305 / 1 week ago from zxcvbnmlove
Notes: 11446 / 2 weeks ago from innaraymundo (originally from lovequotesrus)

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Notes: 458 / 2 weeks ago from innaraymundo (originally from laurenowl)

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Notes: 30532 / 2 weeks ago from stacys-mom (originally from barbieclone)

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

Witness: "I only have one, you know."

-----

Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"

Witness: "By death."

Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"

Witness: "July 15th."

Lawyer: "What year?"

Witness: "Every year."

-----

Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"

Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

-----

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

Witness: "Er...his face."

-----

Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

Witness: "I forget."

Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

-----

Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness: "Forty-five years."

-----

Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"

Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "My name is Susan."

-----

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

-----

Lawyer: "What happened then?"

Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"

Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"

Witness: "No."

-----

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"

Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

-----

Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."

Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."

Witness: "That's me."

Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"

Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."

Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

-----

Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "How many were boys?"

Witness: "None."

Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

-----

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

-----

Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

Witness: "Borofkin."

Lawyer: "What's his first name?"

Witness: "I can't remember."

Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"

Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"

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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"

Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"

Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"

Witness: "No."

-----

Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"

Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness: "Yes sir."

Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"

Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"

Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."

Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"

Witness: "I could see his head."

Lawyer: "And where was his head?"

Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"

Witness: "The victim lived."

First Week of Review.

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

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